Amish elevator

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 04-May-2006 9:58:36

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
by the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again. The boy asked,
"What is this, Father?" The father, never having seen
an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it
is."

While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to
the two moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it reached the last number and then the numbers began
to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
24-year old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your

mother."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 13:32:05

hahahaha

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 21:46:24

lollol!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 05-May-2006 11:27:54

If only it worked that way. That's good.

Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 1:45:58

lol

Post 6 by Jazz_Flute (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 20:07:57

I liked that joke. That was cool

Post 7 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 17-Jun-2006 13:13:27

hahahahahah! cool.